FALSE.

No one finds out about an audition two weeks prior to the date.

Sorry I've been absent. Went to Texas. I don't do ANYTHING while I'm in Texas except eat and watch trashy television. Shut your mouth and stop the protesting. I do not ONLY eat and watch trashy television on a regular basis. Sometimes I go to auditions (I get 5-24 hours notice) and wake up early to sit at a desk...and eat while I watch trashy television.