Attention Molly's Condo:

MISSING SWEATER

I am missing my giant purple sweater. You must have it somewhere. I know you know the one, it's giant, purple, goes almost down to my knees, can look really casual with jeans, or with leggings can be passed off as a dress even though it feels more like big comfy pajamas. Please return it.

Thanks.

Your humble owner,
Molly