...listening to Britney Spears at her desk, not ashamed?
...deciding how to divey up the three cupcakes she brought to work today?
...obsessively thinking about where she could hide her half-finished crossword on her desk instead of in her purse so it's easier to finish?
...counting down the seconds until she leaves for lunch with the bf?
...noticing a really funny taste in her mouth after taking a sip of the water from the office "cooler?"
...realizing that although she appreciates the free treats her co-worker brings her, she doesn't like eating pop-tarts because they make her feel dirty and processed?
...running through audition scenarios in her head that involve walking in and finding Meryl Streep is in the room to read across from her?
...sniffling every thirty seconds because something makes her nose stuffy all day long and she is convinced horrible deadly mold is growing in the walls around her?
...making up things to type on her blog while looking really really deep in thought as if work is really hard and she needs to concentrate hard-like?
Oh, it's me.
Typical thoughts at noon on a Monday.
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